I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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