So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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