i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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