Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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