had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
don't judge my taste in strippers
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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