Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Dignity is for republicans.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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