Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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