Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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