I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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