I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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