he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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