I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
please come you make the beer taste better
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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