I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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