I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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