Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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