I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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