Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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