On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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