is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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