just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
do nipples grow back?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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