you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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