I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
