I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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