I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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