Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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