so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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