don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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