Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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