i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I believe in your delicious
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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