i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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