we're blogging at a bar
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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