How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
dude. I can hear the air.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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