omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i think im in europe. pls send help
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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