I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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