I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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