I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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