I wanna bring you to show and tell
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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