are you so shy because you have an std?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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