Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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