That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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