Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize