We're like a lot better than the average bears
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
honey bunches of taint.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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