:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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