David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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