my mouth tastes like poor choices
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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