Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
