I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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