anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
