we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
