somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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