and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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