i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
