he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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