I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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