is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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