Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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