Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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